Is anyone else getting - literally - 10-12 catalogs a day in the mail? This is the price you pay for doing your Christmas shopping on-line. Anyway, I was thumbing through one of the catalogs, and it had the funniest t-shirts in it. I don't know if I'd actually wear any of these - OK, maybe I would - but I wanted to share some of the better t-shirt sayings (typed as they are shown in the catalog):
- what i really need are minions
- Sometimes I wonder..."Why is That Frisbee Getting Bigger?"...and then it hits me.
- My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom
- Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons...for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!
- Honorary Ooompa Loompa
- Life is way too short to cook for you people.
- Am I getting older, or is the supermarket playing really great music? (laughed out loud at that one, 'cause it's so true...)
- Some days, it's not even worth chewing on the restraints.
- Are you a side effect of my medication?
- National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support. (another good laugh at that one.)
- Don't Make Me Poison Your Dinner (on an apron)
- If you met my family, you'd understand.
- What part of MOOOOOAHAAHAHAHA don't you understand? (say it out loud, then you'll get it)
- It's not nice to laugh at other people. It's just fun.
- Do you know the Muffin Man?
- Mom. Dad. I'm Gaelic. (b-i-g laugh at that one)
- They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. Oh look! A chicken!
- My Indian Name is Runs With Beer (I may buy this one)
- i have no idea what i am doing out of bed
- Shalom, ya'll (on a welcome mat)
- Vader was Framed
- Crap. Crap I say.
And the piece de resistance - the Hillary Clinton nutcracker! That's right, folks, you put the nut in between her legs and "crack!"
In the event you are interested, the address is http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/. Happy shopping.
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