UFMs....(Unidentified Flying Margaritas)

There has been an alert issued from McDill Air Force Base in Tampa, Florida...reports are coming in of an unidentified flying object over the Northwest Tampa area. Reports claim that it appears to be a flying Margarita. That's affirmative - a flying Margarita. If you see the flying Margarita, do not attempt to make contact with it. Immediate contact could cause delusional behavior, dancing on tables, occasional vomiting, an uncontrollable urge to show one's breasts for cheap plastic beads, and a desire to kick someone's ass. More info coming soon...